Miss Outrageous wants me to testify, so I am here to provide this aforementioned testimonial because I'm just that awesome. Outrageous is wise and stuff. She takes photos too. Her photos are awesome. She also has the smarts and reads books. Books are awesome too. She lives in the past, but only by geographical loca… Read more

Miss Outrageous wants me to testify, so I am here to provide this aforementioned testimonial because I'm just that awesome. Outrageous is wise and stuff. She takes photos too. Her photos are awesome. She also has the smarts and reads books. Books are awesome too. She lives in the past, but only by geographical location, because her thinking is so forward it's being misconstrued as sexual assault. That's right, she is so smart she will rape your mind. Some say she drinks maple syrup by the litre (please note use of the metric system) and that she rides a moose to her work at the ice hockey rink. Others say that might be racist. Only the girl herself knows the whole story. In the meantime, perhaps you can catch a fleeting glimpse at her fickle character as each digital snapshot captures a fragment of her inner soul. Find yourself asking the questions such as "what does this composition tell me about the mysterious warrior?", "do these colours portray a somewhat deeper meaning?" and "is the use of light merely coincidental or is it a reflection of the artist's burning hope?" and lose yourself within the mind of the modern Canadian pixel maestro. This testimonial has been brought to you by maple syrup and bacon. The two best things in the world, just got better.