Collin, a list:

origami mister

smart alec

not a Trebek

more than 72, less than 74

ideologically sound, but unproven

prefers macintosh, unless he can get a pear

consumes nothing with a central nervous system remotely similar to his own.

a mutt

near-sighted

knows what LAB stands for

probably can't explain it to your liking

INFP