Hey kids, the name's Julius, but on the internet world I'm simply known as The Baron. I was born and raised in the rural country side of Lancaster, PA, and after 25 years of realizing there were little or no career opportunities for artists of my caliber, therefore I moved to New York City in early 2010. I'm presently employed as a professional graphic designer, and currently I'm in the process of trying to become a full-time small-scale TV actor (see my demo reel)! Someday I'll more famous than Liquid Plumr.

 

I'm quite the crafty and creative fellow. I've been particularly fond of LEGO bricks since I was a wee lad, so much that I got tattoos of LEGO Space minifigs on my forearm! When I have free time (which is never), I like to do a wide variety of things from painting pictures to building custom LEGO models. My goal is to someday devote an entire room of my house to be used as a huge medieval city entirely out of those little bricks.

 

As you can tell by my Flash cartoons, I used to be a huge video game nerd way back in the day. And to serve as an eternal monument of my teenage years, I have gotten tattoos on my other forearm devoted to Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time! Eventually it'll be a huge sleeve with poes, bombchus and many rupees.

 

Would you like to know more? Here be my favorite things:

 

Celluloid

 

Patton, The Great Escape, The Longest Day, Stalag 17, A Fistful of Dollars, The Blue Max, The Warriors, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, Billy Madison, Clash of the Titans (1981), the original Star Wars Trilogy, The Wizard of Oz, Return to Oz, Back to the Future (1, 2, and 3), Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, Beetlejuice, Dumbo, The Lion King, the Strap Attack series, Predator, Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade, Wrongfully Accused, Victory Through Air Power, Goldeneye, Weekend At Bernie's, Spaceballs, Planet of the Apes, RoboCop, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, Wayne's World, Death Wish, Goldfinger, Moonraker, Battle of the Bulge, Tron, The Big Gundown, The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, The Blues Brothers, Rocky IV, 633 Squadron, Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Dildo Debutantes, Happy Gilmore, The Dirty Dozen, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Borat, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE*

 

Wax

 

AC/DC, Accept, Aerosmith, Alice in Chains, Anthrax, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Black Sabbath, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Duran Duran, Dio, The Doors, Deep Purple, Frijid Pink, Ennio Morricone, GWAR, Green Jello, Gustav Holst, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Jethro Tull, Johnny Horton, John Fogerty, Johnny Cash, John Philip Sousa, Joe Walsh, Led-Zeppelin, The Kinks, Manowar, Metallica, The Moody Blues, Kiss, Mercyful Fate, Motörhead, Neil Young, Pink Floyd, Quiet Riot, Rainbow, The Raymond Scott Orechestra, The Rolling Stones, The Sex Pistols, Skid Row, Soundgarden, Styx, Saxon, Spooky Tooth, Scorpions, Spike Jones & His City Slickers, Tears For Fears, Tom Waits, Thin Lizzy, Tesla, Twisted Sister, Van Halen, The Ventures, Wesley Willis, The Wesley Willis Fiasco

 

Sustenance

 

Falafel, lamb gyros, steamed hams (patented Skinner burgers!), hummus, quesadillas, meat, tacos, nachos, burritos, Guinness, Swedish Fish, black licorice, Jelly Belly (buttered popcorn flavor), bread, everything bagels, ramen noodles, sushi, cheap sushi, crêpes, General Tso's Chicken, Shrimp Lo Mein, egg rolls, fried won ton, steamed dumplings, shrimp, raw tuna fish, Powerbar, V-8 Juice, Chef Boyardee, Freedom fries, meatball pizza, Subway subs, Baked Lays potato chips, Rockstar energy drinks, black olives, mushrooms, Cheez-It, pizza flavored Goldfish crackers, hushpuppies, baguette bread, dark chocolate, beer-battered stuff, garlic chicken, pork fried rice, white rice, California rolls, shrimp egg rolls, Dove chocolate, gummy sharks, human souls, black olive, meatball, & mushroom pizza, Chex Mix

 

Telescreen receptor

 

The Ren & Stimpy Show, Doug, Wacky Races, Dastardly & Muttley, The Adventures of Pete & Pete**, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Legends of the Hidden Temple, The A-team, Hogan's Heroes, Transformers (1984-87 series), Simon Schama documentaries, The Young Ones, The Ripping Friends, Sealab 2021, the History Channel, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Whose Line Is It Anyway? (U.K. and U.S.), Futurama, 1992-2003 era Simpsons, Degrassi: The Next Generation, Beavis & Butt-head, Monty Python's Flying Circus, MacGyver

 

*In no way whatsoever do I mean those piece of crap 2007 and 2009 Michael Bay movies which I refuse to watch. The only Transformers movie I will ever acknowledge is the original 1986 animated masterpiece (well, that and the subsequent made-for-TV movie about the resurrection of Optimus Prime).

 

**I met Steve Buscemi on the set of Nurse Jackie and talked to him briefly about his minor role as Ellen's dad on that show! Oh, and I dressed as Artie: The Strongest Man in the World for Halloween in 2010!