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Von Berstein is a tiny Jewish hamster prone to spontaneous combustion and bouts of uncontrollable levitation. Some consider him a demi-god. Others, an abomination. Whichever he may be, no one refutes his uncanny skill in the field of metallurgy... When metallurgy was in its infancy, one man’s pioneering work single-… Read more

Von Berstein is a tiny Jewish hamster prone to spontaneous combustion and bouts of uncontrollable levitation. Some consider him a demi-god. Others, an abomination. Whichever he may be, no one refutes his uncanny skill in the field of metallurgy... When metallurgy was in its infancy, one man’s pioneering work single-handedly revolutionised both smithery and founding. That man: Leonard von Berstein. Deft with hammer and tongues, von Berstein’s unorthodox methods and blatant disregard for the rules of metallurgy heralded the dawn of a new era and made his name synomymous with smithery. Metallurgy, nay the world, would never be the same again… Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Leonard von Berstein. Enjoy.

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March 7, 2006