I am (insert noun) mixed with a little (insert adjective). I have been (insert place) and (insert place). My friend (insert your name) likes to (insert action) with (insert animal). I can be (insert mood) but generally am (insert food). I have a huge (insert body part) for all of you who were interested in (insert action). I live with (insert narotic roommate) and he regularly (insert stroking motion with hand). I also live with two pretty (insert nicoroguan and insert phlipxican). We are so (insert emotion) in this house. I live by (insert favorite place). If you want to get to know me better just (insert trendy saying).