One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money. I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best fuckin' time they've ever seen.

A lot of people ask me "Kenny Powers, you're a giant star - you can get any woman - have you ever paid for sex?" And the answer is YES I HAVE - several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything, and sometimes even just kinda do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.