One of the Free World's most prolific has-beens...

Became senile at/about age 19...

At 6'3, the World's Tallest Living Midget...

Don't yet know what I wanna be when (if) I grow up...

Don't care much what you say about me, as long as you say something...

Have found that having a warped mind is loads of fun...

I'd be the world's greatest procrastinator, if I could ever get around to it.

If you don't like my gate, don't swing on it...