Tell me and I forget.

Show me and I remember.

Involve me and I learn.

I've been clinical dead for 5 minutes, so I have a slightly different view on life, compared to most people I come across.

Oh and !READ MY WHOLE PROFILE! before you decide to get offended.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.

This is me:

"It is winter. I press the accellerator to the floor, waiting for my spinning tires to melt their way down to something dry and hard. Then, a LOUD POP!.

So that's where I left the garden rake!"

I do not judge people based on their appearance, religion, sexual preference, ideology, way of life, flickr profile or anything else. I judge people when I talk to them, by voice, email or thought.

Oh and I am 36, by age anyway :)

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