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The variolax is a species of nerd that is native to New Mexico. The earliest known records of the variolax date back to 1986, where she was spotted first. The variolax is a day dreamer that has migrated up north to Minnesota in search of more intellectually demanding habitats. The variolax is generally about 5 feet tall from head to toe and can be identified by the chuck taylors, dark rimmed glasses and has her head often buried in a book. The variolax often is spotted with a camera, playing in the dirt and picking up bugs. The variolax is terrestrial, although capable of biking, spends most of its time around Minneapolis, MN. She tends to dance, commonly to tango music. One of the variolax’s most remarkable adaptations is the ability to stay warm in harsh Minnesotan winters. She wears millions of layers and often ugly hats. The variolax often consumes ice cream during the winter. The variolax is often found searching the world for new experiences and new things to try out. This behavior allows the variolax to never be bored and is restless. The variolax also dreams in color.