The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. That said, sWineDriver is an acerbic, surly, indignant, callous, shell of a man with no sense of propriety at all. The most unreliable of unreliable narrators. Yet, I would gladly… Read more

The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. That said, sWineDriver is an acerbic, surly, indignant, callous, shell of a man with no sense of propriety at all. The most unreliable of unreliable narrators. Yet, I would gladly stand in the way of any of the rocks hurled at him on the playground. He doesn't defy physics; he ignores it. His ability to appear a disheveled hobo constructed entirely out of the dilapidated parts of other even more disheveled hobos AND simultaneously groomed practically qualifies as its own superpower. If you could meet him just long enough for him to stab you and steal your wallet, you should consider yourself lucky. I know sWineDriver. sWineDriver is a friend of mine. You, Senator, are no sWineDriver.