Just a man and a dog, no scratch that.

A musician and the king of dogs.

His name is Frank and he owns all he sees, smells and all shall bow before him.

As his owner well you can guess the rest, no dammit he owns me too.

So let's start again.

A two legged idiot with an iPhone and a dog king.

Ok Frank yes I've written it how you said now can I please eat?