"inherently evil and intrinsically bad" (to quote a couple of "friends"), on the short side of average, with hair the brown side of black and the long side of short, eyes the round side of slanty (or is that the slanty side of round?), breasts like self-saucing puddings (again, the opinion of a friend). I like flat shoes. Sarcasm and cynicism seem to be my trademark but when I say that I wish people were dead, (other) people always seem to take me seriously.