Hugo’s collective masterworks have resulted in no fewer than eight cases of Stendhal syndrome since the inception of his newest artistic style (which is so advanced it defies all ability to be named or categorized using mundane letters), three of which were terminal. His artistic appetites have evolved beyond the need… Read more

Hugo’s collective masterworks have resulted in no fewer than eight cases of Stendhal syndrome since the inception of his newest artistic style (which is so advanced it defies all ability to be named or categorized using mundane letters), three of which were terminal. His artistic appetites have evolved beyond the need for television; he merely feigns enjoyment to blend in with the common man. His stare could lull a grizzly to sleep, or strip the paint off a Buick. At least three tribal cultures time their hunting seasons to coincide with Hugo’s exhibit openings. Hugo knows what you want to see, and is filming the exact opposite as you read this sentence.