We know the kind of things that will make you the 50 day champion on Jeopardy, or at least you'll be able to kick all yr friends asses in Trivial Pursuit.

I'm going to law school soon.

I drink good beer and dance around my house to old soul music. My bed is in the living room.

I like to pretend I'm famous and go out wearing big sunglasses with a fake european accent. I live with my husband and two cats, Stalin and Lovely.