Camera:

Canon 5D Mark II

Canon 5D

Canon 350D w/battery grip

Lenses:

Canon 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 EF-s (kit lens for the 350D)

Canon 17-40mm f/4L USM

Canon 50mm f/1.4 USM

Canon 100mm f/2.8L USM

Canon 24-105 f/4L USM

Canon 70-200mm f/4L IS USM

Canon 200mm f/2.8L USM

Tamron 28-75mm f/2.8

Strobes:

Canon 580EX II

Canon 580EX II (Yes, I've got two)

You don't need a ton of equipment to make bad pictures. :-)