I'm Tobias Vemmenby and I enjoy life as a part-time ferral skunk in northern Scania. My diet consists mostly of old bottle-caps and disused wash-cloths.
On Tuesday's I take my shrimp sloop, The Saucy Sue, out to catch catfish near the Bay of Pigs. Naturally this project rarely goes as planned.
Saturday nights I can be found drunk, on my back in the bayou, smoking Havannas and singing old Blues bits badly.