Oh, I got two legs from my hips to the ground, and

When I move 'em they walk around, and

When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and

When I shave 'em they ain't got hairs

- Monty Python

 

If ever a song could have been written about me it's that one, for I too have two legs which react in all the ways described above. I have always had two legs, and I use them on most days, in fact almost every day.

Testimonials

'Big' Tony "Two Legs" has been a biped for most of his life. A living embodiment of natural selection, he also has two hands. One thing is always apparent through his photos: Tony "Two Legs" always shoots from his hip.... his new hip.

September 22, 2006