girl: What's with the "x", anyway?

boy: hm?

girl: on your coat?

boy: Oh this? Well, obviously, one of us went to professor Xavier's school for gifted

youngsters, and one of us didn't.

girl: Obviously, one of us is a total nerd. Did you make that patch yourself?

boy: I don't have to answer that!

from Scott Pilgrim by Brian Lee O'Malley