The first thing you should know about me is that I don't iron anything.

The second is that I haven't been the same since the Mishap.

Exciting news: a new policy! As much as I'm capable of sticking to any such abhorrent thing as a "rule" (even one self-imposed) I will be blocking anyone who adds me and has absolutely no photos of their own, or only posts pics of their cock.

In the interest of maintaining a double-standard, women with exclusively naughty photostreams will not only be kept as contacts but, even worse, encouraged.

Yes, I know, I'm a horrible tyrant. How awful.

Everything else we'll discuss over cocktails.