uhhhhmmm nope. how about you describe me and I'll put it in this blurb.

what's the use in describing myself anyways? I could totally be making up some total bullshit about what a great person I am, and how I'm super awesome and play in 5 bands.

or I could say I'm the king asshole and will beat your face in rather than look at you, what does it matter anyways? no matter what I tell you.

I'm still anonymous, and so are you. until that moment we meet, which will never happen anyways, and that's fine. It's just the way you like it.