I'm just a girl who likes to write, eat, drink, talk smack, shop, laugh and make other people laugh, feed her unhealthy obsession with pop culture, do yoga, make fun of people behind their backs, walk the dog, participate in general jackass-ery, go to the movies, talk about TV, live out loud, listen in on strangers' conversations, make nerdy “Star Wars” and “Simpsons” references, add things to her ever-expanding Shit List, and post personal things about herself on the web for all to read, which makes her some sort of literary exhibitionist.