One time i went to the bathroom and all that came out was a couple of beanlike pellets and some oddly colored water.

Another time i went down for breakfast and we didn't have poptarts, BUT WE HAD TOASTER STRUDEL INSTEAD.

I made my mouse pad in 3rd grade. Can you say the same about your stupid piece of shit mouse pad? UHH, yeah i didn't think so ya fat-faggot.

If you don't shower, your private parts will smell unfavorably.