Look. I'm just an ordinary guy, who happens to have, like, an extraordinary gift.

I don't just make art. I make love.

What can I say? I just have nose for these types of things.

I hope that what I do will inspire you to FINALLY start living your life with a dollop or two more passion and "oomph" than you have been until now.

Otherwise, I'm afraid I may have to cut you from the squad.

I couldn't be more serious.

Now, drop and give me forty!