"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition."

Name: Tristan

Age: 14

Gender: Male

Hometown(and current locale): Halifax, NS, Canada

Single: No

Likes: Pizza, guns, Halo, CoD, cats, wolves, manga & anime,

music(anything but country), women

Dislikes: Twilight, Justin Bieber, people who like Twilight, people who like Justin Bieber, green peas