I think I'm going to say I'm a fauxtographer. It's funny and I don't give a shit. Lulz.

Stolen Quotes (because I'm too dumb to come up with any of my own):

~A photographer with a "no photoshop" rule is like a sprinter with a "no cleats" rule. You can do it, but you'll be hard pressed to find people taking you seriously.

~Sausages may be unfashionable but they’re still tasty if you cook ‘em right.

Same goes for film.

-Bill Alisopp

-Found here

~Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely

~Freedom isn't free.