I'm a vintage-styled, working-class chap with a penchant for long-legged lovelies in seams, heels and netball skirts, preferably wearing bunches.

As well as being a filthy pervert, I enjoy vintage magazines and print, 30s to 60s graphic design, mid-century modernism, gin, French porn, garage punk, brutalist architecture, gin, Saint Trinians (the originals), potatoes (but not boiled), pomade, good shoes, bad dancing, old suits, old pubs, wiggles, 40s & 50s R'n'B, the total destruction of capitalist society. And more gin.

I ride a Ural combo and you may see me chugging around the country lanes with my good lady in the sidecar.