- JoinedOctober 2007
- OccupationCzar (of nothingness) of Martindale, Texas
- HometownWest Texas
- Websitehttp://thebloggess.com/
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jenny the bloggess rocks my world. she makes me want to dry hump her leg in the middle of a faux french bistro at 9 am. she glows, and she smells like a macaroon. i want to lick her face.
There is little more I can say about Jenny that hasn't already been covered in the other testimonials and the restraining order she took out on me. I love her. What other person uses the phrase "Mutual pimpage" and has a tub-dwelling, half-paralyzed cat while maintaining TWO blogs that both make me laugh until milk c… Read more
There is little more I can say about Jenny that hasn't already been covered in the other testimonials and the restraining order she took out on me. I love her. What other person uses the phrase "Mutual pimpage" and has a tub-dwelling, half-paralyzed cat while maintaining TWO blogs that both make me laugh until milk comes out my nose? AND I WASN'T EVEN DRINKING MILK.
Read lessAnd see, I thought I was on the ball when I decided I'd come write Jenny a testimonial but others have beaten me to the punch. Jenny is the funniest white trash I've ever known. Despite her redneck ways, strange squid phobia, and tendency to pick up canine illnesses, she really is great. She does the best trashy B… Read more
And see, I thought I was on the ball when I decided I'd come write Jenny a testimonial but others have beaten me to the punch. Jenny is the funniest white trash I've ever known. Despite her redneck ways, strange squid phobia, and tendency to pick up canine illnesses, she really is great. She does the best trashy Britney Spears I've ever seen. And that's saying something.
Read lessWhen you read JennyTheBloggess' writings, you wonder why Jay or David even bother with those scriptwriters - she is in a league (or is that a reality?) all her own. When you look at her photos, you realize that she has elevated the whole MWAC genre to a new level. Her photography, like her blogs, reveals a oddly quir… Read more
When you read JennyTheBloggess' writings, you wonder why Jay or David even bother with those scriptwriters - she is in a league (or is that a reality?) all her own. When you look at her photos, you realize that she has elevated the whole MWAC genre to a new level. Her photography, like her blogs, reveals a oddly quirky yet slightly creepy creative streak, a perspective on what to many of us would be routine and mundane, that makes me look at the whole world a bit differently. ~EdT.
Read lessJennythebloggess is better than sliced bread. No, wait! Jennythebloggess is better than having a dead hooker under your bed at the Holiday Inn in San Fran's Tenderloin district. Hmm. That came out wrong, I think, because a dead hooker is not a good thing and jennythebloggess IS a good thing. I'll try again. Jenny… Read more
Jennythebloggess is better than sliced bread. No, wait! Jennythebloggess is better than having a dead hooker under your bed at the Holiday Inn in San Fran's Tenderloin district. Hmm. That came out wrong, I think, because a dead hooker is not a good thing and jennythebloggess IS a good thing. I'll try again. Jennythebloggess is better than kitties and puppies riding unicorns while they are all singing the score from the Sound of Music and simultaneously horking up Gummi Bears and rainbows. Plus, they are delivering a kick-ass margarita to you in a solid gold chalice stirred by the squeaky clean toes of cute babies. Yes, she is better than THAT!
Read lessAfter all of that begging, and noone writes her a testimonial except for me. Either it says alot about her, or more about me. Since this is Jenny's testimonial, I'll give her the benefit of a doubt and take the bullet -- if a picture's worth a thousand words, just wait until you read the witty, fierce blog entries be… Read more
After all of that begging, and noone writes her a testimonial except for me. Either it says alot about her, or more about me. Since this is Jenny's testimonial, I'll give her the benefit of a doubt and take the bullet -- if a picture's worth a thousand words, just wait until you read the witty, fierce blog entries behind the photos on this site.
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