In case you're curious, I'm from Canada. Yes I ride a moose to work. No, not all of us are lumberjacks (Timber rafting is an honourable trade, jeez!), and yes, when I am not astride my raft of logs, I do regularly make a ritual blood sacrifice to the forest gods in the form of a thousand biting, stinging insects. We here in the great north call this form of forest god worship camping. Cheers!