Swifty is legally obligated to tell new neighbors that they are about to be rocked.

Swifty redefinined the word awesome. It now means "a legendary creature shaped like a horse but with a single — usually spiral — horn growing out of its forehead." You know what I'm talking about. If it were legal for boys to open-mouth kiss other boys, I would consider doing this with Swift.

this man is an awesome human being. and also human flying. and human rapping.