David Clarke - now known as 'supercooldave', previously known as 'Johnny Gear Man', 'sweet Dave', 'Homewrecker', 'Lord of the Dark Arts' or simply: 'Sickboy'. Formerly of the Clan known as Clanville, he once specialised in the readings of Irvine Welsh (amongst others). However, whereas some of his fellow housemates … Read more

David Clarke - now known as 'supercooldave', previously known as 'Johnny Gear Man', 'sweet Dave', 'Homewrecker', 'Lord of the Dark Arts' or simply: 'Sickboy'. Formerly of the Clan known as Clanville, he once specialised in the readings of Irvine Welsh (amongst others). However, whereas some of his fellow housemates went on in life to emulate their favourite characters of that very film (e.g: Toby - Renton; Anthony - Spud; Steve - Begbie; Matt - Sickboy) - Dave on the other hand chose life, chose a job, chose a career - and no doubt chose a fucking big television as well. 'Sweet Dave' (as many a female visitor would proclaim) is a gentleman. Thoughtful and understanding of others needs, he often chose to do the dirty work for his friends - whether it was handing a hired stripper a brown paper bag to cover his head, or thoughtfully kicking out unwanted badly dressed housemates. Once upon a time a climber, he quiclky realised (before any of us did) that a climbers lifestyle would mean downright poverty: camping in the dirt, climbing multi-pitches before dark, and eating camping food - none of which he was particularly good at. In later years he has clearly gone onto better things - notably scuba diving, photography, and a love of breasts (though it has to be said - he was always partial to them anyway). His friends now include such lumanaries as 'Hoppie' - a stuffed mutant teddy bear, 'e' - a gorgeous female friend with a spelling problem, and Blackbeard the Pirate (though this might be Dave himself). Adding to his entourage of mates are the many statues strewn throughout Europe, but notably the ones that carry perfectly formed breasts...