My daily routine: Get up. Be awesome. Go back to bed.

Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, I happen to be awesome.

I meant to behave, but there were so many other options.

I wish Facebook would notify me when someone delete's me. That way I could 'Like' it.

Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

My life motto is simple: Follow your dreams...

I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets.

I get ignored so much that my nickname should be Terms And Conditions.

Love me, hate me - either way you're thinking of me!

I'd rather eat chocolate than worry about if I have a thigh gap!

WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!