I have at various times been an international supermodel, a psychic detective, an espionage agent, a rocket scientist, and globe-trotting, jet-setting pimp, hobnobbing with the likes of Halle Berry and Scarlett Johansen. I am currently nominated for both the Pulitzer and Nobel Prizes in literature and am coordinating an international effort to eradicate world hunger. I am incredibly sexually attractive with electric aquamarine eyes and a tanned body, with an IQ of 200, and I think that if you believe any of this, you really need to get out more.