Life enhancer, laughter giver, healer, spirtual guide... these are all phrases that have never been used to describe me! I have a rotten soul wrapped in an Aspartame coating and should contain a health warning! Avoid, avoid!!

Warning: May contain a source of phenylalanine. Your home is at risk if you set fire to it. Go with God, Go with Allah, Go with Buddah... just GO!