I'm a mediocre amateur photographer and professional credit risk.
I welcome comments on my pictures, but you can stuff your crop suggestions up your arse. Thank you.
I feel inclined to blow my mind
Get hung up feed the ducks with a bun
They all come out to groove about
Be nice and have fun in the sun
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- JoinedJune 2005
- OccupationIT Systems Engineer
- HometownLondon
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Stevie says he wants to keep bees. I support and encourage this worthwhile endeavor! I'm Mr A and I approved this message.
Years go at boarding school Stevie convinced me that it would be a fine idea to hide a badger in the Headmaster's croquet closet. Despite losing an eye, I think it was the most splendid moment of my boyhood, and I don't blame Stevie at all for not being able to attend the Expulsion Committee meeting. A football match i… Read more
Years go at boarding school Stevie convinced me that it would be a fine idea to hide a badger in the Headmaster's croquet closet. Despite losing an eye, I think it was the most splendid moment of my boyhood, and I don't blame Stevie at all for not being able to attend the Expulsion Committee meeting. A football match indeed takes precedence over such trivial matters. Nor do I blame him for the collapse of my first marriage. If it hadn't been him it just would have been some other bloke, and I'm thankful that he exposed Claudette as the slattern she was. He's a good egg, Stevie is, and if he borrows a tenner from time to time and forgets to pay me back, it's only because he needs to buy more film.
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"Stevie-B hasn't blocked me yet."
Hi Stevie-B Just a quick line to let you know how I am getting on with the memory foam mattress I ordered from Bedworld. In my case it has definitely been a worthwhile investment as I now get a more comfortable night's sleep and don't wake up with the early morning stiffness that is so familiar to arthritis suffere… Read more
Hi Stevie-B Just a quick line to let you know how I am getting on with the memory foam mattress I ordered from Bedworld. In my case it has definitely been a worthwhile investment as I now get a more comfortable night's sleep and don't wake up with the early morning stiffness that is so familiar to arthritis sufferers. I'm sure that the fact that the mattress retains/increases ones body heat plays a big part in ensuring that I'm not in so much pain when I wake up and have no I hesitation in recommending memory foam mattresses and pillows to arthritis sufferers. Thanks again for all your assistance and advice in helping me decide which mattress to order. Best wishes xooorx
Read lessThe other paddling duck was Little Gary but, unlike the lovely Steve, he couldn't walk on water.
Actually, Stevie-B has always scared the pee out of me. But he does play guitar, so he can't be all bad.
I made a LOLDUCK for Mr. B once. He thusly forgot my name. I think I'm in love.
Rumour has it Stevie-B was one of a paddling of ducks. Whether this rumour is true or not, well time only will tell - but in the interim we all better just enjoy his wit and photographic skills. Both of which are surpassed. Somewhere.
Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond Of a puddle or pond. When it dines or sups, It bottoms ups. (O. Nash) Stevie is a pleasant fellow with a keen eye.
Stevie-B Has a eye for something I'm just having a hard time putting a finger on it....
Without Stevie's rule we'd be stuck in extremes. Either eating our own excrement or painting each other toenails and crafting pasta jewellry (yawn). Now for some cropping suggestions...
Stevie-B rules with an iron fist, this I know. He also makes lovely LOLcat photos and has a duck fetish, which is pretty cool if you ask me.
An adorable man into ducks. What more can I say? Quack! :O) I love him. (Just don't tell his lovely wife.)
One time, I carried Stevie B's mother's groceries all the way home from the store. You know why? It was out of respect.
Partially Melted Ice Sculpture Date: 2007-07-16, 10:58PM MDT Made from animal free glacial water. We used this for my sister wives wedding last week and it is barely showing signs of melting. Perfect for a retirement party, or just make snow cones with this bad creation. I also have half of a wedding cake that I wi… Read more
Partially Melted Ice Sculpture Date: 2007-07-16, 10:58PM MDT Made from animal free glacial water. We used this for my sister wives wedding last week and it is barely showing signs of melting. Perfect for a retirement party, or just make snow cones with this bad creation. I also have half of a wedding cake that I will through in. Cheers! * Location: West Jordan, UT * it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Read lessStevie-B means business... and while he welcomes comments on his pictures, you can stuff your crop suggestions up your arse. Thank you.
i left a crop suggestion once for stevie-b and i regret it to this day
Stevie-B has shown a keen sense both of photography and as part of the shared dictatorship that is currently ruling the DMU. Although it is nearly certain that Dshalock's libertarian crusade will eventually replace the current regime and usher in an age of anarchy, Stevie-B is doing a good job holding things together u… Read more
Stevie-B has shown a keen sense both of photography and as part of the shared dictatorship that is currently ruling the DMU. Although it is nearly certain that Dshalock's libertarian crusade will eventually replace the current regime and usher in an age of anarchy, Stevie-B is doing a good job holding things together until then.
Read lesswhat's not to love about a guy who knows how to shoot a duck or a cat.
Stevie B is not to be trifled with. Ever. Seriously.
Duck photographer, judge and barkeep and he excels at all three because he has a face that I trust.
I dont recall anylonger the first photo I saw of Stevie-B work but somhowe it grab my attension. Since that I have gone through all hes pictures and I have a great deal of them on my wall of favorits! I am a great admirer of UK and its lovely people, and Stevie-B, and hes picture from the lovely country side give… Read more
I dont recall anylonger the first photo I saw of Stevie-B work but somhowe it grab my attension. Since that I have gone through all hes pictures and I have a great deal of them on my wall of favorits! I am a great admirer of UK and its lovely people, and Stevie-B, and hes picture from the lovely country side gives me great plesures! I cant wait for him to go to the canal and shoot some narrowpictures too! (hint, hint) Steevies respect for the English language and hes language use, is my best way to learn English! I know Stevie-B to bee a brave and fair man!
Read lessI hereby certify that Stevie-B is a trilingual photographer as he mastered Duckish and Quackish in addition to his mother tongue. I met Stevie-B back when he worked as the UN officer for ducks. Stevie has an unquestionable ability to communicate with ducks and that's why all his duck pictures are such GREAT CAPTURES!
Stevie-B. What a swell bloke. I never met him personally but I think he must be from an island.
We enjoy Sir Stevie-B's commentary, especially when he lords over the DMU kangaroo court. He has a great sense of humor, and a perversely accurate sense of justice.
Birds, birds, birds. This is what attacted me to Stevie-B's photography. Not a tit in sight though... imagine my disappointment. Still, he is handy with a truncheon.
I was so happy when Stevie-B won the award for Top Photographer in the county of Chumlingsworth back in 1927, Since then things have gone down hill, His camera equipment has was all stolen in the 50's and he is still saving up for a new camera. PLEASE send Stevie-B some money now.
Just ducky!
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