I have 2 cats and a husband. I’m addicted to buying nail polish. Cheese is pretty much my favorite food - I usually have one or two string cheeses on me at all times. I like Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food ice cream a lot, too - that’s tougher to keep on me at all times. I complain a lot, even though I try not to. I love photography. I have an Amazon subscription to Nicorette gum. I have an odd affection for nuns. I went to Hawaii for 4 days last year to go to Spam Jam. I do 20 pushups and 50 crunches every time I log in to Facebook. A lot of my decor consists of things with Jesus on it and retro movie posters with lots of cleavage. I’ve (professionally) massaged Sting 3 times. I currently on a mission to read every former child star autobiography ever written. One of my greatest achievements is that I have successfully brought my cat from 26.2 pounds to 21.5 pounds (so far.) That’s not even my achievement. Instead of background music, I prefer background B-rated horror movies. I love doing crossword puzzles. I was once on a boat and got pulled over by the boat police. I’m gradually learning how to cook. I’m kind of neurotic. I hate vomit. I enjoy inserting links into stuff that I write. I’m wicked good at Sudoku. I’ve had 3 different fiances. I’ve been to BurningMan. I can’t stand it when kids wiggle their loose teeth in my face.