If you add me as a contact and you have no photos or no profile, OR I suspect your just looking for masturbatory material or hook-ups, I will probably block you. I appreciate a sexy photo as much as the next person, but that is NOT what I'm here for. Additionally, if the first thing I see when I look at your photostream is your genitals, you ARE getting blocked.

"Look, if you show me your penis, I'm going to take it away from you." - Elliot, Scrubs

**What you need to know - I am in my late 20's, all my models are either 18+ or FULLY clothed. Yes, I know some of them look young, but that's life.**

It's a grand adventure.

And really, I'm only mostly crazy.