I like Aliens, better than Alien, Stars Wars, but not Star Trek, cooking, but not baking, driving ranges, but not shooting ranges, e.t. hats, but not trucker hats, enchiladas, but not crepes, HGTV, but not TLC, jokes, but not anecdotes, Kate Chopin, but not so much Frederic Chopin, Nabakov, but not Smirnoff, sleepwalking, but not free walking, Tina Fey, but not really Tammy Faye, zombies--not vampires.

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