grown from the spine of a rare Oscarian Diplodocus plant, the squiddery is long and feathery like a palm tree. Typically vociferous and shambolic in nature, it's mane secretes the dreaded tomtom billywag, which mesmerises it's foe before larval implantation. Partial to sporadic wigwamming.

mmmmmmm...Squidillyiscious. Yummy tentacled sliminess. I quietly long for the squirt squirt of your inky black Squid nectar. I will dip my pen in it and write you a sonnet. Ode to Squiddo. A squeeze of lemon and you're irresistible. Flick flick.

You can grow cress in his man juice, you know.

Squiddo is amazing. Not only is he an artist extraordinaire, but he's quite tasty battered and deepfried served with a side of tzatziki. I jest. He's actually better grilled. Kidding........kidding. He is actually a demi-god of sorts.

mad or weird. you decide.

I heart Squid because Squid wrote my very first testimonial! I am delirious with joy!

Jesus fuckhole. Squidder knows you want to smell at it, asshats.

there are 3 things i love about squiddles. 1) he's a fucking squid b) he doesn't care that i am terrible in mathematics.

someone has beat on squid with a charming stick. it's terrifying. and...enchanting. you've been warned.

Perhaps -- someday -- my name will be a part of his name. Until then, I'll just enjoy his humor.

I cannot wrap my head around this one

Oh Squiddy is so dishy, Though he smell a little fishy, And he lives in the deep blue sea (Although I'm not really sure how that works with internet access, tbh)

this one time? kel and i? had a baby. we named it squidtrolley. i taught him everything i know about the ladies. he has much to learn about the ladies.

he's got sucky fingers. he calls 'em tentacles but i like to think of them as fingers.

squidtrolley is a highly original squid. i am not sure if he is a giant squid but he is larger than life to me. and he draws very well for having so many arms. without him my days wouldn't be as warm and squidly.