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[Space Reserved for Uggla] *slams door*

January 30, 2012

she is full of gravy and hates men with small willies !

May 24, 2011

Squacco makes me tremble with joy. Not only is she beautiful, she is also capable of making me *spit tea* with mirth.

January 27, 2012
Coordinated Vest (deleted)

Squacco is the first woman to make me question the irrationality of my fear of the British women. So brilliant a photographer and such a sharp wit who wouldn't be intimidated?

May 24, 2011
attractive yam (deleted)

If Intelligence, sharp wit, a brain sharper than a razor blade, beauty, a love for ducks and a gimpy leg could be captured in one word, that word would be Squacco. (that word might also be Intelligencesharp witabrainsharperthanarazorbladebeautyaloveforducksandagimpyleg). Simply put she rocks!

October 21, 2010
deadpan soda (deleted)

i like how she mocks that which she does not understand.

October 21, 2010

if she weren't such a klutzy gimp, I'd fall for her sweet smile, English accent, and woolen grannycrackers.

February 10, 2010

i am compelled to write a testimonial about a truly amazing person and photographer. i am struck by her charm, warmth and wit. her incredible photographic abilities and all round amazingness. she is the textbook definition of beautiful, inside and out. and i'll get to all that as soon as i finish Squacco's testimon… Read more

i am compelled to write a testimonial about a truly amazing person and photographer. i am struck by her charm, warmth and wit. her incredible photographic abilities and all round amazingness. she is the textbook definition of beautiful, inside and out. and i'll get to all that as soon as i finish Squacco's testimonial here. she's alright. and she likes coots. and has cute dimples. there, happy?

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December 15, 2009
impossible elbow (deleted)

Like a crazed badger high on drugs, Squaccs will chase you through the psychadelic pools of her mind!

December 8, 2009
mr peanut says:

hello

October 16, 2009

I have been in the orbit of Squacco for but a short time yet still find it astounding that Obama has not mentioned her role in his victory. Palin did but she shoots moose for Jesus so I ignorez her.

November 6, 2008

A true photo genius

May 21, 2009
economic pear (deleted)

ZOUNDS! I hereby denounce her a charlatan and throw her back to the Stygian slime from whence she came forth!

June 5, 2008

Why is the Earth round? Is there life on Mars? How big is a black hole? How big was the bang? Does it really matter, when you're flying to the moon with squacco

January 9, 2008

she's got those upsidedown eyes that disappear when she laughs... a boy couldn't ask for anything more

November 22, 2007
hellgah! says:

squacc oh! at first, i refused to believe she was real... but after a while the haggis... then i knew. my life would never be the same again. i find myself waiting for whats next from her. she facinates me. sometimes i think she might like me...just a bit...maybe. but i must confess, i love her lot's and … Read more

squacc oh! at first, i refused to believe she was real... but after a while the haggis... then i knew. my life would never be the same again. i find myself waiting for whats next from her. she facinates me. sometimes i think she might like me...just a bit...maybe. but i must confess, i love her lot's and lot's. i hope she approves of this testi! *hopeful face*

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October 23, 2007
kel1 says:

not only is squacco one of my favorite people on the planet, she also has some of the coolest pics around. every time she posts i find myself wishing we lived closer to one another. her stream is full of cooty coot cootness, masked knitters, scenes from Lost, nuclear bunkers, pandas, boardgames, flying zebras, safes fu… Read more

not only is squacco one of my favorite people on the planet, she also has some of the coolest pics around. every time she posts i find myself wishing we lived closer to one another. her stream is full of cooty coot cootness, masked knitters, scenes from Lost, nuclear bunkers, pandas, boardgames, flying zebras, safes full of mysterious treasures and hijinks with her fun friends such as flying, cartwheels and dare devilish stunts. what's not to love?

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September 25, 2007
lal lal says:

cranky duck-magnet.

September 2, 2007
Fine Foot (deleted)

really cutsie with animal photos undoutably keeps them ! a come back freand eh cooo eee

May 27, 2007
rebel control (deleted)

Squacco is so sweet that she's lethal to type 2 diabetics. Jingle jangle.

February 23, 2007
Betsy says:

I never wrote squacco a testimonial until now. Because I was scared I'd accidentally mention the Internal Affairs investigation. But now it seems she's told the world. I'm a better woman for having known her.

February 12, 2007

Squacco and I met while she was training for an attempt to swim the English Channel and I was hire on as a cuttlefish trainer. It seems she had this theory that hoards of fast moving squid could precede her, and she could draft Nascar style in their wake. Early successes gave us hope that Squacco would become the f… Read more

Squacco and I met while she was training for an attempt to swim the English Channel and I was hire on as a cuttlefish trainer. It seems she had this theory that hoards of fast moving squid could precede her, and she could draft Nascar style in their wake. Early successes gave us hope that Squacco would become the first person to swim the channel aided by cephalopods, but a tragic calamari accident involving a deep fryer and some really good marinara devastated the squid team we had assembled. They were damn tasty though. When asked for comment, Squacco said simply, "I've learned to be careful about saying nobody ever gives me testimonials anymore."

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December 2, 2006

she be reet grand!

November 30, 2006
.sweeney says:

she screams a lot. but just enough.

November 26, 2006
Excellent Sense (deleted)

a 'squacco' is a haughty wench - and that's a good thing, in her case... or something like that

November 26, 2006
Secret Start (deleted)

This is a nice testimonial.

August 28, 2006

a great being from the north!!! all hail squacco and all her likenesses!!!

August 22, 2006
Simple Purpose (deleted)

i have no idea who squacco is. sorry. she sounds foreign.

August 16, 2006

a person of many and varied interests!

July 7, 2006
Ice Nine says:

Acheiving a nesting status above most, Squacco has always endeared and invigorated the annals of This and That, often bringing tidings of the insesbvbncjkfjgkhjkhbn. And she cooks a mean omlette too.

June 13, 2006

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