El Gringo est un PIRATE supreme. Always well versed in decriptive terms for booty, the meister is renowned for his hard approach to feeding underage schools of dolphins to willing recipients of Bafta awards. He is also often loosely associated with various anatomical examples of long hair.

Sprint386, or "EL GRINGO!" as he is also known, is a slut. When he's not busy running his moderately successfull chain of 'Too Hot To Handle Bars', he roots for beetles dressed only in a lettuce leaf and calf skin leotard. Has trouble remembering his dreams. Dislikes pine.