I've managed to craft a very interesting life full of goofy adventures and occasional peril. My beatniks parents started a french cafe in Mendocino and I'm currently writing a memoir of the experience. I've traveled the globe and discovered that life is paradox...but fun! Studied traditional Sri Lankan dance forms while showing village kids how to "Do the Hustle". Lived on the street in Sevilla, surviving on oranges. Biked across the British Isles with a spoiled southern jewish diva who looked like Krishna. Made pottery, ceramic jewelry and painted surfers in Santa Cruz. Moved to Santa Fe and fell in love with serene wide open sky, purple mesas and xerascapes. Right now I'm waiting tables at a snooty restaurant in New York and working as a freelance graphic designer. I design book covers. My moto is: Be kind and poke fun at people (especially yourself!). I will be an interesting, colorful old coot.