Wait a minute. I don't wear glasses!

 

Hi. My name is Spatch. I had a cameraphone. I took pictures with it. It turned out to be a magic cameraphone because the pictures came out all right.

 

I have a new cameraphone now. It's on a smartphone and it's nice and all, and I really like it's anti-shaky thing, but it somehow doesn't have the magic of that first one. Who knows? I also shoot with a DSLR nowadays too, and enjoy going on trips.

 

I like bricks and I like vanishing points and I like parallel vertical lines and I like angles and I like terraces and I like things you see every day and I like things you don't see every day and I like layers and I like old things and I like roller coasters.

 

I also have a collection of photos on Picasa, and update there more frequently now. But I like you guys and invite you over.

 

I wish I could give you FREE ICE CREAM though, because everybody loves ice cream and it tastes better when it's free.

 

My pictures are distributed under the Creative Commons BY-ND license, which means I freely allow them to be redistributed for commercial or non-commerical use, provided the photos are redistributed unchanged and in whole, and proper attribution is provided to me, R. Noyes. It'd also be cool if you contacted me and told me about what you were doing, cause I'd be happy to see it.

 

Take care, and don't eat anything you shouldn't.

 

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  • JoinedSeptember 2005
  • Occupationfreelance Jeep wrangler
  • HometownAmherst, MA
  • Current citySomerville, MA
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Spatch is one of those rare writers--bloggers, creative-types, whatever you want to call them--who is able to perfectly wed antique and obscure pop-cultural detritus to our everyday modren Internet weirdnesses. He's opened my eyes to dozens of magical things and concepts and shows and people and books and stuff that I… Read more

Spatch is one of those rare writers--bloggers, creative-types, whatever you want to call them--who is able to perfectly wed antique and obscure pop-cultural detritus to our everyday modren Internet weirdnesses. He's opened my eyes to dozens of magical things and concepts and shows and people and books and stuff that I never knew existed before--he's a lot like the Johnson Catalogue, only he doesn't have a return policy for fake vomit puddles.

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August 22, 2007
eeka says:

Spatch is really cool. He's the most creativeist person in the world. Plus he's one of about three people who joins in on my ideas instead of rolling their eyes and slowly backing away. Like one time we were on the Boston Common and we saw this guy with a huge fro, so of course I started singing Art Garfunkel songs, an… Read more

Spatch is really cool. He's the most creativeist person in the world. Plus he's one of about three people who joins in on my ideas instead of rolling their eyes and slowly backing away. Like one time we were on the Boston Common and we saw this guy with a huge fro, so of course I started singing Art Garfunkel songs, and Spatch not only didn't run away like everyone else in the park, but he sang along. Plus he likes '80s TV and music. He's just a good guy.

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September 30, 2005