Anna is as nice a stalker as anyone could ask for. She always asks nicely when she wants to abduct one of my children and maintains an excellent collection of sunglasses which completely fail to hide her identity.

My favourite 'little' person (although perhaps I shouldn't label her in this bigoted way) is an absolute stunner. Her obsessions with Robbie Williams and Elvis, while lamentable, do not obscure in any way her gorgeousness, so don't let her apparent insanity fool you. Anna's here to stay, and I for one am delighted.

Anna is a committed student who shows great potential. For goodness sake don't pat her on the head or start on her "darling Robbie". This one is a world-beater.

She's a sweet girl with all the charm of an Italian man - mummy, where's the parmesan?

In the words of her mug.."little is best"! We love you!