I am the benevolent ruler of a small country in South America. I also happen to be the creator of the first successful time machine, however I have yet to release it to the public. I find my scientific creations to be quite special, and the world just isn't ready for this power. Only I am to hold it!

I'm also an amateur photographer, artist, and writer. In short, I'm a passionate lover of the arts, in all its natural (and unnatural) forms.

Lastly, I am a fan of sneakers and many other varied types of niche footwear.