I'll just have to describe myself later then. For now here is an ever expanding list of the cameras I have used over the years.

SLRs

Pentax Spotmatic

Canon 60D

Canon Digital Rebel

Canon ElanIle

----Canon Ef-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6

----2 Canon 50mm f/1.8 (one deadish [AF gone] and one new)

----Jupiter-9 85mm f/2 (Pentax or EOS with m42 adapter)

----Pentax Super Takumar 35mm f/3.5 (see parentheses above)

----Zeiss Planar 50mm f/1.4 ZE

TLR

Lubitel 166B

Rolleicord IV

Rangefinders

Moskva 5

Fed 3 (dead)

Fed 2

Zorki 1

---53mm Industar 61

---35mm Jupiter 12

---50mm Jupiter 8

Yashica Electro 35 GSN

Kodak Retina II Schneldar-Kreuznach Xenon 5cm f/2

Anthony's Mir w/ 5cm Industar-50 (A Mir bought for a guy named Anthony)

Argus C3 (AKA the brick [AKA the camera where every roll of film put through it cost more than the thing it's self {wait I take that back, I did a test run of a 12 exp roll of Expired Fuji Acros that had to be worth less than a dollar} ] )

Aires 35-III L

It is official. I'm addicted to Rangefinders.