i dont feel like describing myself but here are some random facts about me. I collect business cards, I was bit by a shark (despite what my Stats class thinks), I am half Canadian, I milked a cow and then it kicked me, and I was hit by a car while crossing the street, I have TMJ but I chew gum religiously, my neighbor deliberately stole my cats, I can’t feel the left half of my chin or my left Achilles tendon, I used to play the violin and flute and recorder and xylophone, I invented Elephant Kisses