Do I have to? People are eating, you know. Oh well, lets see; Embarrassing in polite company, socially expendable, underacheiver who still plays with his toys. Nice collection of anoraks (various flavours), looks good in poor light.

Very bad at apologizing, takes negative critizism very poorly (fragile ego) and good in bed - go straight to sleep.

So there you go - typical bloke really. lol!