»Adesso che ho perso la vista, ci vedo meglio e di piu«

 

i'm also half of the now infamous german podcast by the name »couchpotatoes«

http://couchpotato.es

 

tickets from concerts i attended over the years:

www.flickr.com/photos/rockshows/

  

portfolio site at

http://fotos.blindcow.org

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  • JoinedSeptember 2004
  • OccupationIT Mensch
  • HometownMunich, Germany and Santa Barbara, CA

Testimonials

I always wondered how he got his head in that washing machine. Now I know. It's called performance art. He does it well.. as his stream shows. go chekkit.

December 10, 2009
deadpan soda (deleted)

Slowburn is an American pornographic actor. Nicknamed "The Hedgehog", he was ranked by AVN at number one in their "100 Top Porn Stars of All Time" list. Slowburn has also appeared in non-pornographic films, with studios such as Troma Entertainment. He is well known for his large penis – claimed by him to be 9.75 inc… Read more

Slowburn is an American pornographic actor. Nicknamed "The Hedgehog", he was ranked by AVN at number one in their "100 Top Porn Stars of All Time" list. Slowburn has also appeared in non-pornographic films, with studios such as Troma Entertainment. He is well known for his large penis – claimed by him to be 9.75 inches (nearly 25 cm) in length – and he has gained some notoriety for being capable of autofellatio (which he first demonstrated on-screen in Inside Seka), though he stated in a 2003 interview that due to his weight gain, all he can do nowadays is kiss the tip of his penis.

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November 26, 2008

Slowburn has made great strides in getting rid of his accent, but considering he doesn't actually live in the US, it's only served to confuse and alienate his countryfolk. Fortunately, he can communicate quite well through his wonderful photos as well as through his distractingly naked performance art.

August 19, 2008

I pretty much died when I heard his voice. Thank GOD for flickr videos. He is HAWT!

April 24, 2008

i've never written a testimonial about slowburn because i could never find the words to describe how cool he is. he's as cool as an ice cube. and as special as a short bus (but not in the short bus sense). he even takes pretty awesome pictures, how about that? no, still doesn't fit... i'll work on it.

April 19, 2008
Early Observation (deleted)

Slowbie is a genius, a swirling mass of anarchy and pandemonium who sweeps across the Flickr plains leveling everything in his path. He crochets like a demon, and once made a pantsuit for Zsa Zsa Gabor out of the lint from his underpants. I am awed by him and hope he never dies.

April 19, 2008
impossible elbow (deleted)

Less Hassle than The Hoff!

April 19, 2008

Slowburn is the PREMIER revolutionary on Flickr. He single-handedly staved-off Microsoft, using only old, college 'art' photos of Bill Gates that fell unexpectedly into his possession. He has since been involved in counter-espionage in the highly publicised 'No Video' debacle, by posting videos whilst masquerading as… Read more

Slowburn is the PREMIER revolutionary on Flickr. He single-handedly staved-off Microsoft, using only old, college 'art' photos of Bill Gates that fell unexpectedly into his possession. He has since been involved in counter-espionage in the highly publicised 'No Video' debacle, by posting videos whilst masquerading as an anti. Most recently, he ate donuts, for some reason? His current project is with Deutschland Masturbators United, a protest group attempting to get wanking on Flickr as high a profile as possible. (pictures to follow). Oh yeah, he takes photos too, but is much better at wanking.

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April 18, 2008
Hungry Caption (deleted)

slowburn has a twisted mind and says what he thinks. that is good.rock on slowburn.peace and long life

April 18, 2008

slowburn is one of the most peculiar subjects i met around. he is a man of convictions. Or just a stubborn one but one that is beloved.

April 18, 2008
Jordy says:

If slowburn were the Dali Lama, he would have an excuse. He's not, so he doesn't

April 18, 2008
Opposite Sort (deleted)

this guys work is beyond brilliant! paging through his stream is highly recommeded. one of my all-time fave DMUer

February 6, 2008

Slowburn, who took his name from the 2005 Ray Liotta vehicle with the tagline "The truth is just a trick of light," knows all about the truth. Just ask him. He's also good with tricks of light, as his photostream proves with aplomb.

August 23, 2007

slowburn, or as i like to refer to him *sb*... it's short for slow and burn, get it? yes, i know - quite clever (please sit down and hold your applause since i have to finish this testimonial). i dunno why i hadn't done this earlier, maybe because i thought i already had. this guy is funny and he's taken some r… Read more

slowburn, or as i like to refer to him *sb*... it's short for slow and burn, get it? yes, i know - quite clever (please sit down and hold your applause since i have to finish this testimonial). i dunno why i hadn't done this earlier, maybe because i thought i already had. this guy is funny and he's taken some really remarkable photographs - he's kindev a purist when it comes to photos, this i respect. go through his stream and you'll know what i mean. i think what i like best about him is that he's willing to place his camera and his body at great risk to get any and all shots worth taking. washing machines and showers come to mind when i think of sb (he'll get this joke, you may not - but i don't care, but i do - since i don't want you to think i'm a perv -- not that i have anything against occasional pervy behavior or anything). the point is that he's a really good guy i met here on flickr in 1976 and i'm glad i did. it's raining hard out and the reception on my monitor is bad - i should get going. *waits in anticipation for sb's next adventure with his EOS - hoping for shots with something to do with a toaster or blender.*

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August 5, 2007

Slowbum is a nice fellow who is willing to help out a fellow DMU member with technical questions and isn't adverse to the reach around.. he takes some cool photos as well. I just wish we knew what country he lived in!

July 27, 2007
Secretive Oven (deleted)

Slowburn trägt gerne Baumwollunterhosen und eine Krone. Er lutscht an einem Zuckerstab und macht alle Mädchen damit verrückt. Er spielt gerne Tamburin und seine Lieblingsfarbe ist Armee-grün. Er ist Vegetarier: er ist er eine richtig geladene Kanone... Eigentlich weiß ich gar nichts über ihn, aber Deana Carter erzählt … Read more

Slowburn trägt gerne Baumwollunterhosen und eine Krone. Er lutscht an einem Zuckerstab und macht alle Mädchen damit verrückt. Er spielt gerne Tamburin und seine Lieblingsfarbe ist Armee-grün. Er ist Vegetarier: er ist er eine richtig geladene Kanone... Eigentlich weiß ich gar nichts über ihn, aber Deana Carter erzählt das. Slowburn sieht Dinge auf eine Art, von der andere nicht mal zu träumen wagen. Es scheint merkwürdig, aber ich schwöre, wenn man ihn anschaut sieht man Liebe. Eigentlich weiß ich gar nichts über ihn, aber Deana Carter erzählt das. Oh, da ist noch etwas was du wissen solltest: er ist ein Zechpreller! Ich weiß es, weil ich einmal dabei war!

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July 23, 2007
Ice Nine says:

If ever I was over in the land of Lederhosen and Wurst, I'd show Slowburn my sheep I keep. Then promptly furrow about in a manner that could only bring good luck and much more photography. Because we all need more of that.

July 23, 2007

Slowburn rolls off the tongue like sweet thick melted chocolate on a hot day and that's why I have an alter to him in my basement.

July 22, 2007

Slowburn's sense of style and humor are well worth getting to know through his photo stream. A fun guy to be friends with. Glad I met him through Flickr, even though he WON'T tell me where he's from. The bastard. :|

July 22, 2007
Ian Payne says:

Slowburn is the creator and of the popular hit show Lost, He also invented the vending machine. What a guy.

July 22, 2007

Slowburn makes great use of precise composition and control of depth of field. A photostream well worth revisiting.

July 22, 2007
Stevie-B says:

Over the past (TIME PERIOD) I have come to regard (USERNAME) not so much as a friend, but more as someone I've never met. He/she* (Delete as applicable) is a true and trusted e-cquaintance.

July 21, 2007
Eminent Rabbit (deleted)

A true man of conviction. He will fight for what is right using his camera in one hand and irony in the other. His eye for detail is what makes his pictures stand out above the rest.

June 10, 2006

Way cool dude, way cool photography. I highly endorse slowburn.

March 14, 2006
Aboard Mountain (deleted)

Slowburn is an incredibly intelligent fellow. He also has a wit and humor that is rare. He can balance all this within the written and photographic languages that is flickr. A true gem of a man slow burn like the Bowie song "Leading us on and on and on Like a slow burn Turning us round and round and round and here… Read more

Slowburn is an incredibly intelligent fellow. He also has a wit and humor that is rare. He can balance all this within the written and photographic languages that is flickr. A true gem of a man slow burn like the Bowie song "Leading us on and on and on Like a slow burn Turning us round and round and round and here are we At the center of it all"

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March 3, 2006

slowburn and I met in Paris, one lazy spring afternoon. It was chance encounter, I dropped my glove, he stooped to pick it up and nutted me on the chin. After surgery, he took me for dinner, but my jaw was wired shut and I couldn't eat a thing. It was a magical night, of music, dancing and much romance... Oh, how I… Read more

slowburn and I met in Paris, one lazy spring afternoon. It was chance encounter, I dropped my glove, he stooped to pick it up and nutted me on the chin. After surgery, he took me for dinner, but my jaw was wired shut and I couldn't eat a thing. It was a magical night, of music, dancing and much romance... Oh, how I wish it could have lasted forever! Truly a gentleman among knaves.

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February 18, 2006