Simon is... well, Simon must be experienced. Si is one of my best friend's from Uni so I make no excuses: I'm terribly biased. The only way I can sum up Simon is in the following: no matter how close to suicide you are or if you're whole family has just been wiped out, five minutes with this guy and you'll be peeing yo… Read more

Simon is... well, Simon must be experienced. Si is one of my best friend's from Uni so I make no excuses: I'm terribly biased. The only way I can sum up Simon is in the following: no matter how close to suicide you are or if you're whole family has just been wiped out, five minutes with this guy and you'll be peeing yourself. Simon also likes Eurovision - but we won't talk about that, he's undergoing treatment for it.

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