I am John R. Simpson of Swinton, Manchester.

 

I can't imagine anyone would want to use my photos for anything but if you do, it'd be nice if you could drop me a line just to let me know where its being used.

 

As long as its not being used to promote Man United or Kerry Katona, I won't mind.

 

Pressing on strings and strumming them has long been an enjoyable pastime of mine. The melodic, sometimes cacophonous noise they make somehow brings me pleasure.

 

Hitting skins with long splints of wood also brings me much pleasure.

 

I was a dedicated parisher of the Church Of Strongbow until the Fellowship of Hoegaarden tempted me away but now the Guinness group is leaving love letters under my pillow.

 

My Xbox Live gamertag is SimmySimpson.

I will COD4 your face off.

 

The last seven years of my life have been amazing. The one and only reason for this is my once girlfriend, now fiancee Claire. She's well good. She's a Superhero Princess (TM).

 

I play guitar for Day For Airstrikes - www.myspace.com/dayforairstrikes

 

And drums for King Vulture - www.myspace.com/kingvultureband

 

I can be unexpectedly blunt sometimes. Don't let this shock you.

 

Nothing amuses me more than a talking cat.